Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Lyrics

There’s a new place in town
It’s the most strange and amazing place around
Take a break from your life
And let’s go and have a good time
Number 93
In Diagon Alley
It’s run by the Weasleys
And it’s got all the jokes that you need

Fighting Umbridge
And the Ministry
With a healthy dose of You-Know-Poo
We can bring down You-Know-Who

(Chorus)
With the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
There’s no need to be sad today
‘Cause with the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
We can make the Dementors go away

Have you tried the Daydream Charms?
The Fainting Fancies won’t do you any harm
You’ll love the Pygmy Puffs
And I just can’t get enough of the fake wands
The Skiving Snackboxes are best
They’ll get you out of any class or any test
With the Dark Arts Defense Range
You won’t be murdered by Bellatrix Lestrange

Fighting Umbridge
And the Ministry
With a healthy dose of You-Know-Poo
We can bring down You-Know-Who

(Chorus)

Yeah we can make the Dementors go away

Lend us your Extendable Ears
And we’ll tell you joke that will last for years
Umbridge couldn’t stop us
And You-Know-Who’s still stuck on the loo

(Chorus)

Yeah we can make the Dementors go away
We can make the Dementors go away
We can make the Dementors go away

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